Here at Table 71 we love a good awards show. Nothing quite exemplifies the entertainment industry quite like four hour awards shows dedicated to fawning over their own accomplishments. There is no greater awards show than the Oscars, so we decided to create a drinking game.
As always we have chosen 7 events that will probably show up periodically throughout the show. When these events take place you take a "drink". There are three "Shot events". You know the drill.
The only other rule we have at Table 71 for our Drinking Games is have fun. You are enjoying a good show with good people (or alone if that is the way you swing.. we don't judge).
And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you here is the 2013 Academy Awards Drinking Game.
Drink everytime someone is speaking and the music comes on
Drink everytime someone gets political
Drink everytime someone says the name "Weinstein"
Drink everytime someone needs to use a piece of paper for their speech
Drink everytime someone acts surprised that they won
Drink everytime seth mcfarlane uses a Family Guy character voice
Take a shot if Seth McFarland sings
Take a shot if someone mentions Meryl Streep
Take a shot for Tony Scott